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Previously on "Gordon Brown and Women"

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  • xoggoth
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    Nope. Women are lovely. Kids (despite all the tulip and puke) are ok. Never had any problems with agents.

    GB (+government generally) are 3000% of all my problems. Must have spent ANOTHER umpteen hours today doing my P14s/P35s online and submissions to the frigging education department. I HATE THEM. Why don't they all DIE?????

    PS Painfully.

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  • chubba
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    Quite possibly! Not the kind of behaviour I expected from a 23 year old, he was only home for the long weekend as well.

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by chubba
    And kids! Mine just shat EVERYWHERE.
    Perhaps they don't want to end up looking like you?

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  • chubba
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    And kids! Mine just shat EVERYWHERE.

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  • HankWangford
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    Originally posted by Churchill
    Don't forget contractors!!!

    Women, Gordo, PCs, car mechanics, agents and contractors... the source of all misery in the world.

    add pesky permies to the list

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  • Dobra
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    if there were no people there would be no problems

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  • AlfredJPruffock
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    Originally posted by realityhack
    Hang on a minute, I forgot clients!

    Women, Gordo, PCs, car mechanics, agents, contractors and clients... the source of all misery in the world.
    L'Enfer - c'est les autres ... Hell is other people

    JP Satre

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  • Vito
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    Originally posted by realityhack
    Hang on a minute, I forgot clients!

    Women, Gordo, PCs, car mechanics, agents, contractors and clients... the source of all misery in the world.

    If it wasn't for women then we would have lots of time to tinker with our motors at our own pace...we wouldn't have to tolerate clients as we wouldn't be paying for handbags and shoes...we wouldn't deal with agents because we wouldnt want clients...and we wouldn't have PC's because we couldn't afford them because we wouldn't have any clients because we wouldn't have the agents to find the clients.

    And actually, if we didn't have clients we wouldn't have to worry about Gordo...so it all stems from women...

    Women to blame for everything complicated and s**t in my life!

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  • realityhack
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    Originally posted by Churchill
    Yeah, bloody clients, what did they ever do for us?
    Aye, bunch of ne'er do wells...

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  • Churchill
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    Yeah, bloody clients, what did they ever do for us?

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  • realityhack
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    Hang on a minute, I forgot clients!

    Women, Gordo, PCs, car mechanics, agents, contractors and clients... the source of all misery in the world.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by Dog_Yoghurt
    And don't forget agents.

    Women, Gordo, PCs, car mechanics and agents... the source of all misery in the world.

    Don't forget contractors!!!

    Women, Gordo, PCs, car mechanics, agents and contractors... the source of all misery in the world.

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  • Dog_Yoghurt
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    Originally posted by Vito
    Women, Gordo, PCs, & car mechanics... the source of all misery in the world.
    And don't forget agents.

    Women, Gordo, PCs, car mechanics and agents... the source of all misery in the world.

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  • Troll
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    Originally posted by threaded
    If I add 'car mechanicss' to that list then that's pretty much summed it all up.

    Women, Gordo, PCs, & car mechanics... the source of all misery in the world.
    Now’t wrong with car mechanics... very satisfying and therapeutic to lift off your first cylinder head.

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  • realityhack
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    Originally posted by Vito
    Indeed...but spot the only one that gives no pleasure in return for all the misery!
    Easy - Gordo. Unless you're El Duder.

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