Without Gerrard, Liverpool would be very ordinary.
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Man Utd's sponsor AIG says it all
"Almost In Greece"...
In the wake of all the telephone competition scams on ITV and the BBC where entrants stood no chance of winning, Alex Ferguson and Manchester United have put in a complaint to FIFA for entering a competition they could not win !
Whilst Pepe Reina was performing his heroics at Anfield saving the penalties that sent Liverpool through to the Champions League final his house was being burgled - the police has released a statement stating that they are talking to Frank Lampard to ask of his whereabouts between the hours 7.45pm until 9.30pm on Tuesday night!Comment
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People said the same about Owen and Fowler (first time round) no doubt Gerrard is the best player but come on, Liverpool are building a good squad at the moment... watch this space.Originally posted by wendigo100Without Gerrard, Liverpool would be very ordinary.
Originally posted by richiespainMan Utd's sponsor AIG says it all
"Almost In Greece"...
In the wake of all the telephone competition scams on ITV and the BBC where entrants stood no chance of winning, Alex Ferguson and Manchester United have put in a complaint to FIFA for entering a competition they could not win !
Whilst Pepe Reina was performing his heroics at Anfield saving the penalties that sent Liverpool through to the Champions League final his house was being burgled - the police has released a statement stating that they are talking to Frank Lampard to ask of his whereabouts between the hours 7.45pm until 9.30pm on Tuesday night!
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