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    #31
    Without Gerrard, Liverpool would be very ordinary.

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      #32
      Jokes !!!

      Man Utd's sponsor AIG says it all

      "Almost In Greece"...

      In the wake of all the telephone competition scams on ITV and the BBC where entrants stood no chance of winning, Alex Ferguson and Manchester United have put in a complaint to FIFA for entering a competition they could not win !

      Whilst Pepe Reina was performing his heroics at Anfield saving the penalties that sent Liverpool through to the Champions League final his house was being burgled - the police has released a statement stating that they are talking to Frank Lampard to ask of his whereabouts between the hours 7.45pm until 9.30pm on Tuesday night!

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        #33
        Originally posted by wendigo100
        Without Gerrard, Liverpool would be very ordinary.
        People said the same about Owen and Fowler (first time round) no doubt Gerrard is the best player but come on, Liverpool are building a good squad at the moment... watch this space.

        Originally posted by richiespain
        Man Utd's sponsor AIG says it all

        "Almost In Greece"...

        In the wake of all the telephone competition scams on ITV and the BBC where entrants stood no chance of winning, Alex Ferguson and Manchester United have put in a complaint to FIFA for entering a competition they could not win !

        Whilst Pepe Reina was performing his heroics at Anfield saving the penalties that sent Liverpool through to the Champions League final his house was being burgled - the police has released a statement stating that they are talking to Frank Lampard to ask of his whereabouts between the hours 7.45pm until 9.30pm on Tuesday night!
        The best so far.
        Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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