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    #11
    "What have Liverpool got in common with Man U?
    Winning the ECL once in 18 years"

    True, but also 5 European Cups in 28 years and possibly 6 in 30 years. Come back when you reach that milestone

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      #12
      Come on Diestl, don't leave us waiting, I need to spread the word in the office.

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        #13
        They both got something by AC. I didn't get any further.

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          #14
          Originally posted by BankingContractor
          "What have Liverpool got in common with Man U?
          Winning the ECL once in 18 years"

          True, but also 5 European Cups in 28 years and possibly 6 in 30 years. Come back when you reach that milestone
          oh yeah way back when they used to be champions. Might as well give it to Milan now.
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            #15
            Originally posted by Bagpuss
            oh yeah way back when they used to be champions. Might as well give it to Milan now.
            You may have won the treble in 98-99 but you qualified for the CL as runners up behind Arsenal in the 97-98 season so you didn't win it as champions... so there!
            Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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              #16
              Originally posted by gingerjedi
              You may have won the treble in 98-99 but you qualified for the CL as runners up behind Arsenal in the 97-98 season so you didn't win it as champions... so there!
              Since we are going back into history, how many times have Liverpool beaten Wimbledon in the FA cup final?

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                #17
                "True, but also 5 European Cups in 28 years and possibly 6 in 30 years. Come back when you reach that milestone"

                4 of which were won when they were the only English club entered - As they dominated things in the 70's and 80's at a time when English football ruled Europe then it stands to reason that they would win a high number back then.
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                I preferred version 1!

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by wendigo100
                  Since we are going back into history, how many times have Liverpool beaten Wimbledon in the FA cup final?
                  And while you're at it, tell me how many of the so called 'big' clubs have won the Simod cup? At least Reading can put a claim in for that one....
                  Illegitimus non carborundum est!

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                    #19
                    Liverpool haven't won the league since the backpass rule was introduced.

                    And won't win it until they introduce penalty shoot outs.

                    Seventeen years and counting.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by TonyEnglish
                      "True, but also 5 European Cups in 28 years and possibly 6 in 30 years. Come back when you reach that milestone"

                      4 of which were won when they were the only English club entered - As they dominated things in the 70's and 80's at a time when English football ruled Europe then it stands to reason that they would win a high number back then.
                      So is that a veiled excuse to why man u have only won it once in the premiership era despite being premiership champions 8 times?

                      The premier league is supposed to be the best in the world?
                      Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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