Originally posted by Vito
' I promise to serve ALL of Britain, not just the labour heartlands, I have only three things to say to you all, fairness, fairness, fairness. Fairness for all, fairness for the minorities and fairness for the fair people. Fairness for the unfair and fairness for the fun fair. Lots and lots of fairness. Further more, oops hang on , my bobble-eye has fallen out'

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