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HMRC Investigation - update.

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    Originally posted by Vito

    Eternal...are you Gordo?
    Awa ta **** ye wee sh1tey ye. Now bugger aff, I've got my take-over speech to write.

    ' I promise to serve ALL of Britain, not just the labour heartlands, I have only three things to say to you all, fairness, fairness, fairness. Fairness for all, fairness for the minorities and fairness for the fair people. Fairness for the unfair and fairness for the fun fair. Lots and lots of fairness. Further more, oops hang on , my bobble-eye has fallen out'






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      Originally posted by EternalOptimist
      Awa ta **** ye wee sh1tey ye. Now bugger aff, I've got my take-over speech to write.

      ' I promise to serve ALL of Britain, not just the labour heartlands, I have only three things to say to you all, fairness, fairness, fairness. Fairness for all, fairness for the minorities and fairness for the fair people. Fairness for the unfair and fairness for the fun fair. Lots and lots of fairness. Further more, oops hang on , my bobble-eye has fallen out'






      Fair enough.

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        Originally posted by Lucifer Box
        Funnily enough I just stumbled across my witness statement while looking for something else. The thieving coont had £260 off me and I didn't see a penny of it back. Guess there wasn't much left for the likes of me once the taxman had put their claim in.

        So the moral of the story is, be very very careful with products advertised via CUK.

        Funnily enough I stumbled across my SFO letter just the other day.
        The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

        But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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          Any news on this, SA?
          Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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            Originally posted by Lucifer Box
            Funnily enough I just stumbled across my witness statement while looking for something else. The thieving coont had £260 off me and I didn't see a penny of it back. Guess there wasn't much left for the likes of me once the taxman had put their claim in.

            So the moral of the story is, be very very careful with products advertised via CUK.

            Me too... I hope I meet up with him too... I'd give him 5000 kickings as a gentle reminder... and if he ever sets up in business I'll bring this sordid little incident to everyones attention. Cooooont of the highest order....
            If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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              It's really bizarre how some people must think. How did he rationalize / hope to get away with it?

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                Originally posted by Xenophon
                Any news on this, SA?

                Not as yet Xen - it'll be a few more weeks before another update I would have thought.

                Good to have you back by the way!
                The pope is a tard.

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                  Originally posted by SallyAnne
                  Not as yet Xen - it'll be a few more weeks before another update I would have thought.

                  Good to have you back by the way!
                  Ah, okey dokey. I have everything crossed for you. Sounds as if you are doing all the right things.

                  Good to be back. Can you believe forums were blocked at my last client. Tsk!
                  Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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                    Originally posted by Xenophon
                    Ah, okey dokey. I have everything crossed for you. Sounds as if you are doing all the right things.

                    Good to be back. Can you believe forums were blocked at my last client. Tsk!
                    Well it hasn't been the same without you - no one ever goes to sex conventions anymore!
                    The pope is a tard.

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                      Originally posted by Xenophon
                      Ah, okey dokey. I have everything crossed for you. Sounds as if you are doing all the right things.

                      Good to be back. Can you believe forums were blocked at my last client. Tsk!
                      Do you mean that you could not find a work-around for the firewall?
                      "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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