what % of time......

[AlfredJPruffock]

You might not know this Sally - but many men go the lavatory not just to perform their ablutions - but also as a kind of refuge or escape from the workpalce - or at home from the nagging wife kids etc - its the one place they actually get some kind of privacy.

Think of it as a kind of meditation.

[Bluebird]

75-80% work, although VERY SLOW today.

Hoping for an upturn next week...

[SallyAnne]

You might not know this Sally - but many men go the lavatory not just to perform their ablutions - but also as a kind of refuge or escape from the workpalce - or at home from the nagging wife kids etc - its the one place they actually get some kind of privacy.

Think of it as a kind of meditation.

Well thats what I always thought (or possibly for a w*nk)...but he seemed to be saying that it physically took him 15 minutes?

Is this another one of them bloke things that people never tell you? (like yous also have up to 4 a day!)

[AlfredJPruffock]

Well thats what I always thought (or possibly for a w*nk)...but he seemed to be saying that it physically took him 15 minutes?

Is this another one of them bloke things that people never tell you? (like yous also have up to 4 a day!)

Nobody I know takes 15 minutes to have a wink Sally.

Unless you are having 40 winks of course !

[wobbegong]

Eh?!!! I've never understood this. Surely you need a tulip, so you go and you have one? Why would that take any longer than 30 seconds?!

I think you're giving away a little too much info about your private life, SA!!

[Denny]

Is poo time tax deductable?

One word of warning: going to the toilet is something permies do, so you could be inside IR35, if the IR take fingerprints off the flush handle or taps (which they probably won't bother checking for, as they scour this site for potential victims to send the clipboard lady to, and now know that most of you don't bother washing your hands). My advice is to best hold it in until you are safely offsite or at home.

[MarillionFan]

Im partial to knocking one out at work when it's a bit boring. The disabled loos are best.

[Numptycorner]

Im partial to knocking one out at work when it's a bit boring. The disabled loos are best.

Yeah, but you do it over the disabled person

[timh]

The answer is to bring a PortaLoo(TM) along, like any proper contractor.

I like to work at least 60% of the time, to maintain the 'edge' discussed further up. A few years ago I went perm for 18 months, and worked for an average of 2 hours a week - needed a long time to get by brain working again after that!