Anyone read City A.M yesterday? They had a picture of the Millenium bridge surrounded by police on foot, cars, boats - the works. Apparently someone was 'attempting suicide' trying to jump off it? It's freaking 10 feet high. And thanks to the hottest April on record the water is a balmy 20 degrees. What a tard.
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Crap suicide attempt
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Maybe they didn't want to hurt themselves?Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
threadeds website, and here's my blog.
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...he was promptly arrested for immigration offences.
Some would say he'll go on to get accommodation, benefits and compensation, but not me!!!!Comment
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Makes sense if he couldn't swim.
Should have called his bluff Lethal Weapon style: "You really wanna jump!? OK, let's do it..."
"If it floats, flies, or f***s, lease it." - Evel Knievel when he wasn't jumping buses or womenComment
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sounds more like he was going for a swim...in that balmy 20 degree water.
probably wondered what all the fuss was about
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