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Previously on "Crap suicide attempt"

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  • BrilloPad
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    The currents near the bridges are huge.

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  • Burdock
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    sounds more like he was going for a swim...in that balmy 20 degree water.

    probably wondered what all the fuss was about

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  • Captain Dispensable
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    Makes sense if he couldn't swim.

    Should have called his bluff Lethal Weapon style: "You really wanna jump!? OK, let's do it..."

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  • jimjim
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    ...he was promptly arrested for immigration offences.

    Some would say he'll go on to get accommodation, benefits and compensation, but not me!!!!

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  • XTC
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    Originally posted by threaded
    Maybe they didn't want to hurt themselves?

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  • threaded
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    Maybe they didn't want to hurt themselves?

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  • XTC
    started a topic Crap suicide attempt

    Crap suicide attempt

    Anyone read City A.M yesterday? They had a picture of the Millenium bridge surrounded by police on foot, cars, boats - the works. Apparently someone was 'attempting suicide' trying to jump off it? It's freaking 10 feet high. And thanks to the hottest April on record the water is a balmy 20 degrees. What a tard.
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