Originally posted by TonyEnglish
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EyuuuDo you think people who pack the confectionary into boxes at fudge making factories tell people what they do for a living? -
Got a cliched stereotypical opinion? simply recycle it on CUK, I know I do!I remember the good old days of this site when people used to moan about serious contractor related issues like house prices and immigration. How times have changed!?Comment
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Pretend you're a giant panda by giving yourself two black eyes, eating only bamboo shoots and refusing to have sex with the missus."Wait, I still function!"Comment
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While walking down the road, fool people into thinking you are Ronaldo by throwing yourself to the ground every time you pass someone walking in the opposite direction.Comment
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Home improvement fans - recreate the sound of an expensive gravel drive without the cost by filling your shoes with Rice Krispies before leaving the house.Comment
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Wish you had a bigger TV, but can't afford one ?
Move your chair closer to the TV.
You will find that if your nose is touching the screen, the picture will appear the size of a cinema screen !
Instant Home Theatre without the cost !Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.
C.S. LewisComment
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