we have some rats round the back of our car park here and somone swears blind the council pay you £5 per dead rodent you bring them. If this is true my weekend is sorted and Im giving up my job...
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Someone ?Originally posted by RRH
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i'll give you £4 for each dead rat, £6 if you can catch 'em live.
for legal reasons i can't tell you why i require the critters.Comment
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How dare you? RATS are NICE little animals, they have whiskers n' paws an stuff. If society had any sense the council we would be paying £5 a time for 4x4 owners or people who keep cats or like rap music.bloggoth
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My cats (well one of them) brought a rat in that they'd caught near the bins at the local Sainsbury's. It was still alive and ran up the curtains in the family room. I had the missus on the phone to me at work screaming "There's a rat up the curtains, a rat up the curtains!!!!". Much to my hilarity and everyone else's in my office....my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...
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Shame it wasn't in the kitchen, because then she'd have said "There's a rat in me kitchen", to which you could have replied "What am I gonna do ?"I had the missus on the phone to me at work screaming "There's a rat up the curtains, a rat up the curtains!!!!".
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