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Reincarnation; Tosh or Credible?

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    Reincarnation; Tosh or Credible?

    If reincarnation does exist, I’d like to come back where I can lead a life that involves waking up in the morning and have sex 2 or 3 times This would be followed by breakfast, then sex again.

    Afterwards, the morning could be spent on the golf course. Lunch would be followed by sex again, perhaps 2 or 3 times, then back to the golf course for the afternoon. After tea, lots more sex before retiring for the night.....................
















    ......................To achieve this wish, I guess I’d need to come back as a rabbit!

    #2
    you may just as well return as you left


    as a complete w*nker
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      #3
      Originally posted by DodgyAgent
      you may just as well return as you left


      as a complete w*nker
      Nice to see you're in your usual good mood

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        #4
        I have concluded that reincarnation does exist

        Milan.
        Last edited by milanbenes; 5 April 2007, 10:00.

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          #5
          Reincarnation; Tosh or Credible?


          I'll get back to you










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          ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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            #6
            My ambition is to live forever. So far so good.

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              #7
              Originally posted by EternalOptimist
              I'll get back to you


              nice one

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                #8
                I hope it doesn't exist. Much prefer the nothingness that as far as any of us are aware is what there was before we existed. Otherwise there's no telling what you may come back as, and I doubt you'd have any choice. Not everyone can be hugh heffner.

                Why can't people accept we're just animals and fortunate we don't have many other animals higher up the food chain. We start wearing shoes and we think we're some be all and end all. One little asteroid would soon sort that.

                Just pray our little planet is so well hidden that some aliens don't come along in our lifetime. Culling would be the least they'd do.
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                  #9
                  What you want is perfectly possible. Like me, you want to be reborn as a Bonobo

                  PS Apart from the golf.
                  bloggoth

                  If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
                  John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by xoggoth
                    What you want is perfectly possible. Like me, you want to be reborn as a Bonobo

                    PS Apart from the golf.
                    Monkey porn?

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