Originally posted by Kyajae
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But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger -
Originally posted by KyajaeCome to think of it, if they're inflated surely they would explode at high altitude due to the enormous pressure difference. Or are they deflated in flight and reflated before landing. Or are they so strong they don't explode.
Now, you're either female or an extremely dense fat ugly bloke. Is Threaded a relative by any chance?Comment
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Originally posted by ChurchillYou're not the brightest of people, are you?
Now, you're either female or an extremely dense fat ugly bloke. Is Threaded a relative by any chance?Comment
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Originally posted by ChurchillIs that another question?
Accenture: 15,000 for 3 questions.
Client: Isn't that a bit steep?
Accenture: Yes. What was your third question?God made men. Sam Colt made them equal.Comment
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Originally posted by Euro-commuterPotential client to Accenture Consultant: How much do you usually charge for a consultation like this?
Accenture: 15,000 for 3 questions.
Client: Isn't that a bit steep?
Accenture: Yes. What was your third question?Comment
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The French Concorde was brought down by one bursting and I've not heard of a solid rubber one bursting, so I'd say that they are inflatedRule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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Just finished the book "Rip-off!: The Scandalous Inside Story of the Management Consulting Money Machine"
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Originally posted by KyajaeYou used to inflate yourself with nitrogen. I've heard of strange ways to get kicks butScience isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Originally posted by Kyajaeanorak alert!!
Anorak?? Thats the result of googling the question!!!Comment
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Originally posted by ChurchillThey're inflated. Not sure if it's air or just nitrogen. Do a Google you lazy bastid!
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