I had a pimp on the phone last night from Spring.....he was Irish.....<rubs legs>.....we had a good bit crack on and I found myself flirting with him over the phone a little bit. It was most definately his Irish accent that did it, but I felt sooooooo dirty afterwards!!!!
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Nice on the phone, add 4 stone.Originally posted by SallyAnneI had a pimp on the phone last night from Spring.....he was Irish.....<rubs legs>.....we had a good bit crack on and I found myself flirting with him over the phone a little bit. It was most definately his Irish accent that did it, but I felt sooooooo dirty afterwards!!!!Call the cops
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A lot of girls go bandy for an oirish accent. Definitely worth cultivating one I think.
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Yep - I hear Paisleys sermons produce mass orgasmsOriginally posted by wonderwaifA lot of girls go bandy for an oirish accent. Definitely worth cultivating one I think.
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I forgot about him. I think I'd be better going for Brummie.Originally posted by freakydancerYep - I hear Paisleys sermons produce mass orgasms
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Would mass orgasms not be a result of Catholic preaching?Originally posted by freakydancerYep - I hear Paisleys sermons produce mass orgasmsWhy the avatar? Well anyone accused of plotting against Gordon Brown can't be all bad.Comment
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Originally posted by ZZZZ SnoozerWould mass orgasms not be a result of Catholic preaching?
I am having nun of that
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SA - are you one of those fems that goes into Slapper mode and turns on the girlie charm to get a gig? Have you ever shagged a pimp or interviewer to get a gig?Originally posted by SallyAnneI had a pimp on the phone last night from Spring.....he was Irish.....<rubs legs>.....we had a good bit crack on and I found myself flirting with him over the phone a little bit. It was most definately his Irish accent that did it, but I felt sooooooo dirty afterwards!!!!Comment
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Originally posted by KyajaeSA - are you one of those fems that goes into Slapper mode and turns on the girlie charm to get a gig? Have you ever shagged a pimp or interviewer to get a gig?

I'll take the 5th on that one I think.The pope is a tard.Comment
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