Originally posted by SallyAnne
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I'll take that as a whopping big YES. Shame on you! I guess in your case, they're not called pimps for nothing -
As MD of my own Ltd I've been tempted to put an ad in the local rag for a pa to see what quality turns up for an interview, and what they'd be willing to do for that £50k/year position, that would mysteriously disappear without trace afterwards.
As for paisley: "NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, .... oh go on then"Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
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You have no right to exercise the 5th - fess up...Originally posted by SallyAnne
I'll take the 5th on that one I think.The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to graveComment
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Originally posted by EqualOpportunitiesYou have no right to exercise the 5th - fess up...
No way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!The pope is a tard.Comment
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Originally posted by BurdockI'm afraid EO has this one SA!
5th Amendment doesn't apply to a UK discussion board!!
No!!!!!!!
I'll never tell, I'll never tell...The pope is a tard.Comment
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Originally posted by SallyAnneNo!!!!!!!
I'll never tell, I'll never tell...
would you tell your bestest friend on a girlies night out ?
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SA threatened to sleep with the agent if he didnt get her a job
The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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It can't be worse than when your landlord came round your flat and found, ahem, your 'lady's toys' in the sink
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in with the dirty potsOriginally posted by BurdockIt can't be worse than when your landlord came round your flat and found, ahem, your 'lady's toys' in the sink
The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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