Who's round is it?

[freakydancer]

come on, I'm thirsty, ya tight f**kers!

[PRC1964]

I demand that you apologise for insulting me by your use of the word "tight".

I find it very distressing and feel that it has held me back in my personal and professional life.

I look forward to a large wodge of cash from you to compensate me for my hardship.

[realityhack]

Meths and cider all round.

[Burdock]

A lady-like lager and lime to celebrate the waaarm weather please

[freakydancer]

A lady-like lager and lime to celebrate the waaarm weather please

[Burdock]

awright, I'll go and ask for it! (as usual)

[freakydancer]

I look forward to a large wodge of cash from you to compensate me for my hardship.

As a blind man, I feel that your use of the word "look" is belittling my affliction, and therefore demand an apology.

[Burdock]

As a lager and lime drinker, I feel your use of the word 'man' etc. etc...

[PRC1964]

As a blind man, I feel that your use of the word "look" is belittling my affliction, and therefore demand an apology.

You sexist b*stard. How can use use the word "man" (or should I say potential rapist). I'm doubling my compensation claim now.

[EternalOptimist]

You sexist b*stard. How can use use the word "man" (or should I say potential rapist). I'm doubling my compensation claim now.

Using the worrd b*stard draws attention to the fact that I come from a one-parent family. This is both discriminatory and offensive. I demand an apology and £50 worth of carbon offsetting.