Who's round is it?

[freakydancer]

You sexist b*stard. How can use use the word "man" (or should I say potential rapist). I'm doubling my compensation claim now.

By using the word b*stard, you are implying that I have no father which insults not only my father, but my fathers father and his father.

I'm gonna take you to the cleaners.

[PRC1964]

So it's "cleaners" now is it? Trust you to have a go at me for my working class roots.

Also your use of "father" has brought back repressed memories of abuse by Catholic priests.

I hope you have deep pockets.

[PRC1964]

Using the worrd b*stard draws attention to the fact that I come from a one-parent family. This is both discriminatory and offensive. I demand an apology and £50 worth of carbon offsetting.

And as for you and your "carbon" that is obviously a racist comment. You should shackle yourself and walk across Britain to see what it was like for the slaves.

[realityhack]

Using the worrd b*stard draws attention to the fact that I come from a one-parent family. This is both discriminatory and offensive. I demand an apology and £50 worth of carbon offsetting.

How dear you darw atnettion to my leangrin dififluiets by syiang "worrd". tihs is uetstps me geartly nad i slahl be cnoctaing my lwaeyr immidiet - imeddi - imdeital - now!

[sasguru]

So it's "cleaners" now is it? Trust you to have a go at me for my working class roots.

Also your use of "father" has brought back repressed memories of abuse by Catholic priests.

I hope you have deep pockets.

As a Catholic who wears a smock with no pockets, I find your allegations painful and upsetting. I will be writing on behalf of the "Misguided gay Priests of Ireland Association"

[freakydancer]

So it's "cleaners" now is it? Trust you to have a go at me for my working class roots.

Also your use of "father" has brought back repressed memories of abuse by Catholic priests.

I hope you have deep pockets.

Roots eh - a preemptive dig at me should I ever need root canal treatment - still, it's no less than I expected.

As an muslim I'm highly offended that you speak of catholism - a fatwah will be duly issued upon you.

And pockets assumes I wear trousers - I have just as much right to wear a skirt as the next person - how DARE you tell me that I can't!

[realityhack]

Roots eh - a preemptive dig at me should I ever need root canal treatment - still, it's no less than I expected.

As an muslim I'm highly offended that you speak of catholism - a fatwah will be duly issued upon you.

And pockets assumes I wear trousers - I have just as much right to wear a skirt as the next person - how DARE you tell me that I can't!

As a skinny Muslim and a member of the Sarong Wearing Muslims of Britain society I must correct my brother and gently reprimand him. The term Fatwah is being outmoded in favour of JustRightWah.

[andy]

The title of this thread is offensive to fat people.
Please change it and send some pies to threaded as compensation.

[PRC1964]

As a skinny Muslim and a member of the Sarong Wearing Muslims of Britain society I must correct my brother and gently reprimand him. The term Fatwah is being outmoded in favour of JustRightWah.

Thanks for the correction. However, you still persist in using the imperialist name of Britain. Please use Brithanistan in future.

[freakydancer]

As a skinny Muslim and a member of the Sarong Wearing Muslims of Britain society I must correct my brother and gently reprimand him. The term Fatwah is being outmoded in favour of JustRightWah.

The term reprimand brings back terrible memories of childhood punishment, which in turn may lead me to start smoking marijuana, which will turn me mad and will probably end up with me killing someone.

I demand a full apology from a muslim who's head has obviously be turned by the western pigs.