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Gordon the "Tory Slayer" and his "masterful" Budget

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    #31
    From the budget :

    Small firms will be able to claim a new 100% relief for new capital investment up to £50,000, claim a new tax credit for environmental investment, and the tax credit for research and development (R&D) will rise to 175%.

    just wondering what capital investment or R&D we can do ?

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      #32
      Originally posted by DimPrawn
      Gordon is a moron. Gordon is a moron.


      Yes but hes no puff...
      He's more of a man than you'll ever be!!!!

      The pope is a tard.

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        #33
        Originally posted by SallyAnne
        Yes but hes no puff...
        He's more of a man than you'll ever be!!!!

        Why all the rumours then and the quickly arranged marriage?
        The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

        But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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          #34
          Originally posted by wendigo100
          according to the Daily Mirror anyway.
          So it's 'screw the poor masses and fool them into thinking they're better off' is it?

          Tories or NL - that tune hasn't changed since the Middle Ages. Tum tee tum...

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            #35
            "Yes but hes no puff...
            He's more of a man than you'll ever be!!!!"

            How do you know?
            Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

            I preferred version 1!

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              #36
              Women are attracted to men in authority - no matter how closely they resemble a goblin being pulled backwards through a mangle.

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                #37
                Originally posted by DimPrawn
                Gordon is a moron. Gordon is a moron.

                Yeah, I've had that song in my head since yesterday, and Gordon (Golden) Brown by the Stranglers (must be Freudian).
                The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by TonyEnglish
                  "Yes but hes no puff...
                  He's more of a man than you'll ever be!!!!"

                  How do you know?
                  Cause he's cool and trendy!
                  Last edited by SallyAnne; 22 March 2007, 11:26.
                  The pope is a tard.

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                    #39
                    Has anyone else noticed he's started impersonationg Blair? the hand gestures, the fake smile at the end of every perfectly scripted sentence (it really hurts him to smile). What a tosser
                    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by SallyAnne
                      Cause he's cool and trendy!
                      By being fat, one eyed and having a slack jaw?
                      Call the cops

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