Cat Query

[DaveB]

As was said earlier, cat protection league will happily take it in and try and re-home it. Saying that it looks like you've already been adopted

[freakydancer]

River + Bridge + Plastic Bag + Bricks = problem solved

HTH

[EternalOptimist]

Buy a tin of tuna and dip your bell in it before going to bed.
The moggie will lick your tub end all night with its rough little tongue and you dont have to respect it in the morning.

[Bagpuss]

Buy a tin of tuna and dip your bell in it before going to bed.
The moggie will lick your tub end all night with its rough little tongue and you dont have to respect it in the morning.

:-O

[SallyAnne]

Buy a tin of tuna and dip your bell in it before going to bed.
The moggie will lick your tub end all night with its rough little tongue and you dont have to respect it in the morning.

Ewwww - you are ******* vile.

[EqualOpportunities]

Ewwww - you are ******* vile.

I take it you don't like tuna then...

[freakydancer]

I take it you don't like tuna then...

Nah - dip it in dripping, and SA's interested....

[Burdock]

I have noticed a stray cat outside the flat for a couple of days every week.

http://forums.contractoruk.com/thread15627.html

HTH

[DaveB]

Or rub it round the inside of a packet of Cheese and Onion crisps

[Bagpuss]

BESTIALITY

I've had relations
With hamsters and dalmatians
I've made passes
At donkeys of all classes
And if your squirrel is grey
I won't turn it away
And if your goat is brown
It and I can find some common ground

Bestiality, young and warm and wild and porky
Bestiality, your laws do not apply to me

A specialist magazine comes in the post from Sweden
I always get a wrist ache when I read them
I knew a farmer once who played
With his piggies in the glade
I said "But some things are really best left unspoken"
But he preferred his livestock out in the open

Bestiality, plump and pink and wild and furry
Bestiality, your laws do not apply to me

I'm sure that everybody knows how much my doggy hates me
I take him out most every night because he looks incredibly tasty
I feel a total jerk
Taking my badger into work

I'm getting weighed down
With all this information
Safe sex doesn't mean no sex
It just means buy yourself a big alsatian
Stop playing with your pets
Or you'll end up down the vets
I look like Johnny Morris
I love a penguin and her name is Doris

Bestiality, cold and damp and wild and scaly
Bestiality, your laws do not apply to me
Bestiality, come shear and snog some sheep with me
Bestiality, we can be what we want to be