Cat Query

[SallyAnne]

I take it you don't like tuna then...

[EternalOptimist]

I tried bestiality once but some pig squealed

[mictech]

I'm sure the local chinese will give this cat a good home. You won't have to feed it, but it maybe feeding you next time you order.

[BrilloPad]

I wish my girlfriend would treat me as well as the cats. Or that the cats would do something for me apart from bringing me 95% dead rodents/birds for me to finish off with a spade.

[SallyAnne]

I wish my girlfriend would treat me as well as the cats. Or that the cats would do something for me apart from bringing me 95% dead rodents/birds for me to finish off with a spade.

One of our cats performed a useful chore last night!! She rolled a mini sausage roll into the front room. We haven't had them in the house since Xmas, so god knows where she found it! But it was some very impressive litter picking

I gushed with pride, and she seemed very pleased with herself

[EternalOptimist]

One of our cats performed a useful chore last night!! She rolled a mini sausage roll into the front room. We haven't had them in the house since Xmas, so god knows where she found it! But it was some very impressive litter picking

I gushed with pride, and she seemed very pleased with herself

Pleased to note that both mummy and baby cat like 'taking the sausage'

[freakydancer]

One of our cats performed a useful chore last night!! She rolled a mini sausage roll into the front room. We haven't had them in the house since Xmas, so god knows where she found it! But it was some very impressive litter picking

I gushed with pride, and she seemed very pleased with herself

Did you dust it off and eat it?

Or not bother with the dusting off?

[SallyAnne]

Did you dust it off and eat it?

Or not bother with the dusting off?

Good job you joined a band and not a comedy circuit eh?

[BoredBloke]

I hate cats - I'm not really an animal lover and I put cats at the top of the list of pet hates. They are useless, at least a dog can perform a job and it at least looks sad when you tell it off - cats simply stick their tail up to give you a good view of its @rse

[BrilloPad]

One of our cats performed a useful chore last night!! She rolled a mini sausage roll into the front room. We haven't had them in the house since Xmas, so god knows where she found it! But it was some very impressive litter picking

I gushed with pride, and she seemed very pleased with herself

Might have been from a neighbours house? A m8 found his cat trying to drag a massive chop through the cat flap - never did found out which neighbours house it was swiped from.

I have been encouraging the cats to eat fleas. But they decided they dont like the taste.