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Anyone on here ever been whipped on the bum with a scented bootlace ?

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    #11
    Originally posted by SallyAnne
    You blokes have got a g-spot up there which, when found, make yous howl like willderbeasts.
    Darling, you're priceless.

    Just how does a wildebeast howl?

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      #12
      Sally Anne wears her bloke like a hand puppet
      The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

      But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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        #13
        Originally posted by Churchill
        Darling, you're priceless.

        Just how does a wildebeast howl?
        Get your lass a jar of vaseline and find out for yourself
        The pope is a tard.

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          #14
          Wildebeest.

          HTH
          Fleetwood

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            #15
            Originally posted by kramer
            a thumb is a bit much isn't it??? she sounds like a east end kind of girl!
            Cornish actually - dirty little country bumpkin, rolling round in the haystacks and all that rural bollocks....
            Call the cops

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