Anyone on here ever been whipped on the bum with a scented bootlace ?

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freakydancer replied

15 March 2007, 13:38
Originally posted by kramer

a thumb is a bit much isn't it??? she sounds like a east end kind of girl!

Cornish actually - dirty little country bumpkin, rolling round in the haystacks and all that rural bollocks....
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Lucifer Box replied

15 March 2007, 13:35
Wildebeest.

HTH
Fleetwood
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SallyAnne replied

15 March 2007, 13:34
Originally posted by Churchill

Darling, you're priceless.

Just how does a wildebeast howl?

Get your lass a jar of vaseline and find out for yourself
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Bagpuss replied

15 March 2007, 13:34
Sally Anne wears her bloke like a hand puppet
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Churchill replied

15 March 2007, 13:32
Originally posted by SallyAnne

You blokes have got a g-spot up there which, when found, make yous howl like willderbeasts.

Darling, you're priceless.

Just how does a wildebeast howl?
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The Farmer replied

15 March 2007, 13:32
Originally posted by freakydancer

I think I did to be honest - the fact that I'd been after the bird for ages and finally got hold of her meant I'd have pretty much been up for anything really.

Did you put in a thumd recce yourself freakyD?
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sasguru replied

15 March 2007, 13:31
Originally posted by SallyAnne

You blokes have got a g-spot up there which, when found, make yous howl like willderbeasts.

Now look what you did - you made me spill my coffee and everyone around me thinks I'm mad as a hatter coz I guffaw to myself.
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kramer replied

15 March 2007, 13:29
a thumb is a bit much isn't it??? she sounds like a east end kind of girl!
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SallyAnne replied

15 March 2007, 13:29
Originally posted by freakydancer

I think I did to be honest - the fact that I'd been after the bird for ages and finally got hold of her meant I'd have pretty much been up for anything really.

You blokes have got a g-spot up there which, when found, make yous howl like willderbeasts.
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freakydancer replied

15 March 2007, 13:27
Originally posted by The Farmer

You fecking loved it

I think I did to be honest - the fact that I'd been after the bird for ages and finally got hold of her meant I'd have pretty much been up for anything really.
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Lucifer Box replied

15 March 2007, 13:16
Originally posted by freakydancer

A bird stuck her thumb up my arse while I was sh*gging her. To this day, I'm still not sure if I enjoyed it or not.

I wouldn't say no. With my looks I can't afford to.
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The Farmer replied

15 March 2007, 13:13
Originally posted by freakydancer

A bird stuck her thumb up my arse while I was sh*gging her. To this day, I'm still not sure if I enjoyed it or not.

You fecking loved it
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freakydancer replied

15 March 2007, 13:10
Originally posted by EternalOptimist

I havn't

But I did once go out with a bird who said 'I bet you have a very firm hand'

took several hints before I realised she wanted to be beaten like a gong. Very scarey in a horney sort of way.

A bird stuck her thumb up my arse while I was sh*gging her. To this day, I'm still not sure if I enjoyed it or not.
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Bagpuss replied

15 March 2007, 13:09
Did she chose to do that or was she born that way?
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EternalOptimist started a topic Anyone on here ever been whipped on the bum with a scented bootlace ?

15 March 2007, 13:08
Anyone on here ever been whipped on the bum with a scented bootlace ?

I havn't

But I did once go out with a bird who said 'I bet you have a very firm hand'

took several hints before I realised she wanted to be beaten like a gong. Very scarey in a horney sort of way.
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