Anyone on here ever been savaged by a Geordie bird ?

**Bagpuss** · 14 March 2007, 15:59

They are very open minded as long as you agree with them like

**EqualOpportunities** · 14 March 2007, 16:00

Originally posted by Bagpuss

They are very open minded as long as you agree with them like

And very obliging if you first rub your knob around the inside of a Walkers Cheese and Onion packet...

**freakydancer** · 14 March 2007, 16:01

Originally posted by EternalOptimist

I havn't

is it true that homophobic or racist comments will tempt them out ?

or rolley eyes

Aye - quite a few. Dirty b*tches

**realityhack** · 14 March 2007, 16:10

<lech mode>Yup. Just go out clubbing in the Toon.

They pull you, not the other way round. And you have no say in the matter, which is frequently nice.</lech mode>

**EternalOptimist** · 14 March 2007, 16:13

Coming from the city of Culture obviously I know nothing of this. Its a bit of a shock to meet a rough bird like SA. Birds in Liverpool are much more genteel.

**SallyAnne** · 14 March 2007, 18:19

Originally posted by EqualOpportunities

And very obliging if you first rub your knob around the inside of a Walkers Cheese and Onion packet...

:rolling: :rolling: :rolling:

Bravo!

**SallyAnne** · 14 March 2007, 18:20

Originally posted by realityhack

<lech mode>Yup. Just go out clubbing in the Toon.

They pull you, not the other way round. And you have no say in the matter, which is frequently nice.</lech mode>

Absolutely spot on.

We know what we want, we get it (or die tryng!).

Simple as that really.

**SallyAnne** · 14 March 2007, 18:22

Originally posted by Bagpuss

They are very open minded as long as you agree with them like

Bagpuss, geordie lasses love "the cock". They do not love "cocks".
Massive difference.

HTH

**BoredBloke** · 14 March 2007, 23:37

............and nearly as much as they love "the chips". They love the chips almost as much as they love the chips with "the kabab".

Anyone on here ever been savaged by a Geordie bird ?