Anyone on here ever been savaged by a Geordie bird ?

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SallyAnne replied

15 March 2007, 08:20
Originally posted by MarillionFan

Add a nagging wife and no missionary style, lights off, night-gown on, straight sex and you have Bagpuss

Just wanted to clear it up for him, incase anyone was thinking he was some sort of pervert!
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MarillionFan replied

15 March 2007, 08:11
It's sad EO has to attempt to get a virtual rise. I envisage a spotty geek living in a bedsit with a couple of porn bags and crusty tissues...

Add a potato and you also have AtW

Add a nagging wife and no sex and you have Bagpuss
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BoredBloke replied

14 March 2007, 23:37
............and nearly as much as they love "the chips". They love the chips almost as much as they love the chips with "the kabab".
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SallyAnne replied

14 March 2007, 18:22
Originally posted by Bagpuss

They are very open minded as long as you agree with them like

Bagpuss, geordie lasses love "the cock". They do not love "cocks".
Massive difference.

HTH
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SallyAnne replied

14 March 2007, 18:20
Originally posted by realityhack

<lech mode>Yup. Just go out clubbing in the Toon.

They pull you, not the other way round. And you have no say in the matter, which is frequently nice.</lech mode>

Absolutely spot on.

We know what we want, we get it (or die tryng!).

Simple as that really.
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SallyAnne replied

14 March 2007, 18:19
Originally posted by EqualOpportunities

And very obliging if you first rub your knob around the inside of a Walkers Cheese and Onion packet...

:rolling: :rolling: :rolling:

Bravo!
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EternalOptimist replied

14 March 2007, 16:13
Coming from the city of Culture obviously I know nothing of this. Its a bit of a shock to meet a rough bird like SA. Birds in Liverpool are much more genteel.
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realityhack replied

14 March 2007, 16:10
<lech mode>Yup. Just go out clubbing in the Toon.

They pull you, not the other way round. And you have no say in the matter, which is frequently nice.</lech mode>
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freakydancer replied

14 March 2007, 16:01
Originally posted by EternalOptimist

I havn't

is it true that homophobic or racist comments will tempt them out ?

or rolley eyes

Aye - quite a few. Dirty b*tches
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EqualOpportunities replied

14 March 2007, 16:00
Originally posted by Bagpuss

They are very open minded as long as you agree with them like

And very obliging if you first rub your knob around the inside of a Walkers Cheese and Onion packet...
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Bagpuss replied

14 March 2007, 15:59
They are very open minded as long as you agree with them like
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EternalOptimist started a topic Anyone on here ever been savaged by a Geordie bird ?

14 March 2007, 15:41
Anyone on here ever been savaged by a Geordie bird ?

I havn't

is it true that homophobic or racist comments will tempt them out ?

or rolley eyes
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