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Funny names!
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I'd laugh at that, but John Galt has taken all the fun out of this thread for me now.
<sulks and mopes off>
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Excellent. My work here is done.Originally posted by SallyAnneI'd laugh at that, but John Galt has taken all the fun out of this thread for me now.
<sulks and mopes off>

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At my sisters graduation, in the long line of names being read out was the name Seema Kunthi which caused a few titters!
Also in the GAL of a german company I was doing some work for was a Willi Fukk
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Yes it is, if your work was being a miserable git, pissing on my crisps and spoiling my Friday buzz.Originally posted by John GaltExcellent. My work here is done.
Well done - feel very proud of yourself
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I recommend John and Sal have a drinking contest at the next CUK bash to sort this out.
1) My money's on you, SA
2) He might lighten up after he's been on the great white telephone for a while.
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Gizza kiss!Originally posted by SallyAnneYes it is, if your work was being a miserable git, pissing on my crisps and spoiling my Friday buzz.
Well done - feel very proud of yourself

SA, people love you because you're a stroppy cow.Comment
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Originally posted by ChurchillGizza kiss!
SA, people love you because you're a stroppy cow.
Ahhhhh - everything's better now
Thanks honey
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That will never happen - John cant leave the house to come to a CUK do due to the giant stick up his arse. It causes trouble in the taxi apparently.Originally posted by realityhackI recommend John and Sal have a drinking contest at the next CUK bash to sort this out.
1) My money's on you, SA
2) He might lighten up after he's been on the great white telephone for a while.
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Indeed there was... plainly one of the Californian Wankers...Originally posted by Swamp ThingI believe one of the production team on Buffy the Vampire Slayer was called Thomas ****** (I too need to get out more…).Comment
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