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My manager here is called Mr Gay, and he doesn't suffer fools gladly.Originally posted by SallyAnneA also couldn't help myself but laugh at the Gays, who were recently aquitted of murderring their foster child. Mr I Gay and Mrs A Gay
Poor bast*rds! Like they haven't sufferred enough! Crown verses the Gays

Well, except for me.
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Man, that was really funny that was - I'll be laughing for days on end I will.Originally posted by John GaltActually the stick is in direct proportion to the size of my arse and is therefore of a medium size. Should you make the same direct comparison I would guess that a telegraph pole may be in order
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Actually the stick is in direct proportion to the size of my arse and is therefore of a medium size. Should you make the same direct comparison I would guess that a telegraph pole may be in orderOriginally posted by SallyAnneThat will never happen - John cant leave the house to come to a CUK do due to the giant stick up his arse. It causes trouble in the taxi apparently.
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German office of a UK energy company 2 distinctive names spring ot mind -
1) Christian Brothel (I kid you not)
2) Herr Killer (a manager of course)
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Ones I've known in the past include:
Nicholas Crotch
Tina Topliss
Clay Isles
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It's one of the special talents of Giant Alien Lizards...2nd Edit: Eh? Zeity how did you manage to say *******?
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*******?
Maybe if you say "Californian *******..."?
Obviously when you go over 7k posts you can swear then??Last edited by realityhack; 9 March 2007, 14:43.
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Excellent - so you can say *******, but you cant say only one.
Useful to know
Edit: balls, do you have to put the dot dot dot after it?
*******...
2nd Edit: Eh? Zeity how did you manage to say *******?
3rd Edit: I'm clearly spending too much time on this, but is it the Capital W?
*******.
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Zeity is a secret Admin and I claim my £5!Last edited by SallyAnne; 9 March 2007, 14:43.
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Indeed there was... plainly one of the Californian Wankers...Originally posted by Swamp ThingI believe one of the production team on Buffy the Vampire Slayer was called Thomas ****** (I too need to get out more…).
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That will never happen - John cant leave the house to come to a CUK do due to the giant stick up his arse. It causes trouble in the taxi apparently.Originally posted by realityhackI recommend John and Sal have a drinking contest at the next CUK bash to sort this out.
1) My money's on you, SA
2) He might lighten up after he's been on the great white telephone for a while.

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Originally posted by ChurchillGizza kiss!
SA, people love you because you're a stroppy cow.
Ahhhhh - everything's better now
Thanks honey
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