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  • Bagpuss
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    Originally posted by wendigo100
    My manager here is called Mr Gay, and he doesn't suffer fools gladly.

    Well, except for me.
    Is it beacuse you are Gay friendly?

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  • wendigo100
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne
    A also couldn't help myself but laugh at the Gays, who were recently aquitted of murderring their foster child. Mr I Gay and Mrs A Gay Poor bast*rds! Like they haven't sufferred enough! Crown verses the Gays
    My manager here is called Mr Gay, and he doesn't suffer fools gladly.

    Well, except for me.

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  • Bagpuss
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    Mike Hunt
    James K Tirk
    Denise Tremble
    Mr Fuk-Yu

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  • realityhack
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    Originally posted by John Galt
    Actually the stick is in direct proportion to the size of my arse and is therefore of a medium size. Should you make the same direct comparison I would guess that a telegraph pole may be in order
    Man, that was really funny that was - I'll be laughing for days on end I will.

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  • John Galt
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne
    That will never happen - John cant leave the house to come to a CUK do due to the giant stick up his arse. It causes trouble in the taxi apparently.
    Actually the stick is in direct proportion to the size of my arse and is therefore of a medium size. Should you make the same direct comparison I would guess that a telegraph pole may be in order

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  • AlfredJPruffock
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    German office of a UK energy company 2 distinctive names spring ot mind -

    1) Christian Brothel (I kid you not)

    2) Herr Killer (a manager of course)

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  • zeitghost
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    Hazel Knut... I kid you not...

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  • PRC1964
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    Ones I've known in the past include:

    Nicholas Crotch
    Tina Topliss
    Clay Isles

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  • zeitghost
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    2nd Edit: Eh? Zeity how did you manage to say *******?
    It's one of the special talents of Giant Alien Lizards...

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  • freakydancer
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    **** *** you ******* ****

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  • realityhack
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    *******?

    Maybe if you say "Californian *******..."?

    Obviously when you go over 7k posts you can swear then??
    Last edited by realityhack; 9 March 2007, 14:43.

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  • SallyAnne
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    Excellent - so you can say *******, but you cant say only one.

    Useful to know

    Edit: balls, do you have to put the dot dot dot after it?

    *******...

    2nd Edit: Eh? Zeity how did you manage to say *******?

    3rd Edit: I'm clearly spending too much time on this, but is it the Capital W?
    *******.

    4th Edit:
    Zeity is a secret Admin and I claim my £5!
    Last edited by SallyAnne; 9 March 2007, 14:43.

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  • zeitghost
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    Originally posted by Swamp Thing
    I believe one of the production team on Buffy the Vampire Slayer was called Thomas ****** (I too need to get out more…).
    Indeed there was... plainly one of the Californian Wankers...

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  • SallyAnne
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    Originally posted by realityhack
    I recommend John and Sal have a drinking contest at the next CUK bash to sort this out.

    1) My money's on you, SA
    2) He might lighten up after he's been on the great white telephone for a while.

    That will never happen - John cant leave the house to come to a CUK do due to the giant stick up his arse. It causes trouble in the taxi apparently.

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  • SallyAnne
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    Originally posted by Churchill
    Gizza kiss!

    SA, people love you because you're a stroppy cow.

    Ahhhhh - everything's better now

    Thanks honey

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