I have a guy working for me at the moment called "Steve Adcock".
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A guy called Douglas Robert Dick used to have a name plate on his door:
DR Dick
It was at the time when you could move the letters around on the plate. So often they used to replace it with a lower case r.
Another guy called John Zebedee used to have a picture of the Magic Roundabout Zebedee on his profile.
More names here:
Funny Name ServerIf you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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Used to work on a system where the 2 business owners were Alan Smart and Robert Sole, we used to put their names on the bottom of system alerts - "A Smart R Sole"
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When I worked for JBA, many moons ago, there was a Ping Ding, a Wing Ding and a Ping Pong in the address book... Wierd.The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to graveComment
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Had to deal with a guy in the US his first name was PONCEYour parents ruin the first half of your life and your kids ruin the second halfComment
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Originally posted by ChurchillI have a guy working for me at the moment called "Steve Adcock".
S Adcock
The pope is a tard.Comment
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Not Duder's real name is it?Originally posted by SallyAnne
S Adcock
The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to graveComment
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Originally posted by EqualOpportunitiesNot Duder's real name is it?
Ah poor Duder - he hasn't been around for ages!! I hope he's ok
I cant believe its that hard for an IT contractor (i.e. rich) to get a shag like, I just cant believe it.
If MF can have a 3some, then ANYONE can get a shag surely!The pope is a tard.Comment
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or we could wait until you come through pubertyOriginally posted by SallyAnneHmmm - I dont think thats possible actually.
Maybe we can compromise and just have you grow a sense of humour other than just finding yourself funny instead? Easier all round then.
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*********** deleted in fear of being escorted off site for a cheap laugh.Last edited by gingerjedi; 9 March 2007, 13:11.Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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