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As long as you don't say *exactly* where it came from, you can if you want...
Tee Hee!!!
EO is a honey - he now officialy wears the "CUK's most fanciable male" crown
He looks a bit like Ben from Hollyoaks (the sexy fireman), but a little bit more rugged
Prepare yourselves for the first CUK wedding (I reckon it'll take me about 3 years to get his blonde, pretty, slim, big titted bitch lass bombed out and really wear him down)
EO is a honey - he now officialy wears the "CUK's most fanciable male" crown
He looks a bit like Ben from Hollyoaks (the sexy fireman), but a little bit more rugged
Prepare yourselves for the first CUK wedding (I reckon it'll take me about 3 years to get his blonde, pretty, slim, big titted bitch lass bombed out and really wear him down)
We've been through this once - it was a (the only one ever) particularly good pic - I look more like John Prescott but with less hair than Ben from Hollyoaks. And, FTR, whilst my Mrs may be Blonde, Pretty, Big Titted and a Bitch, she ain't that slim - I like to hold something I can see...
The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to grave
We've been through this once - it was a (the only one ever) particularly good pic - I look more like John Prescott but with less hair than Ben from Hollyoaks. And, FTR, whilst my Mrs may be Blonde, Pretty, Big Titted and a Bitch, she ain't that slim - I like to hold something I can see...
You cant just take a compliment can you?
And stop quoting The Beautiful South - it makes you sound like a nana!
...but because she won't get married again the only way for her to get money would be to kill her hubby in some horrible fashion, maybe sit on him or something like that - and then use his money to get a young hunk
AtW, the last time a woman sat on me (this morning actually), it was really rather pleasant.
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