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    #11
    Originally posted by EqualOpportunities
    Clearly not
    Ooh you're right in my good books today pretty boy

    Am I allowed to tell them?
    The pope is a tard.

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      #12
      Originally posted by SallyAnne
      Ooh you're right in my good books today pretty boy

      Am I allowed to tell them?
      As long as you don't say *exactly* where it came from, you can if you want...
      The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to grave

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        #13
        Originally posted by EqualOpportunities
        As long as you don't say *exactly* where it came from, you can if you want...

        Tee Hee!!!

        EO is a honey - he now officialy wears the "CUK's most fanciable male" crown

        He looks a bit like Ben from Hollyoaks (the sexy fireman), but a little bit more rugged

        Prepare yourselves for the first CUK wedding (I reckon it'll take me about 3 years to get his blonde, pretty, slim, big titted bitch lass bombed out and really wear him down)
        The pope is a tard.

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          #14
          Originally posted by SallyAnne
          Tee Hee!!!

          EO is a honey - he now officialy wears the "CUK's most fanciable male" crown

          He looks a bit like Ben from Hollyoaks (the sexy fireman), but a little bit more rugged

          Prepare yourselves for the first CUK wedding (I reckon it'll take me about 3 years to get his blonde, pretty, slim, big titted bitch lass bombed out and really wear him down)
          We've been through this once - it was a (the only one ever) particularly good pic - I look more like John Prescott but with less hair than Ben from Hollyoaks. And, FTR, whilst my Mrs may be Blonde, Pretty, Big Titted and a Bitch, she ain't that slim - I like to hold something I can see...
          The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to grave

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            #15
            Originally posted by EqualOpportunities
            We've been through this once - it was a (the only one ever) particularly good pic - I look more like John Prescott but with less hair than Ben from Hollyoaks. And, FTR, whilst my Mrs may be Blonde, Pretty, Big Titted and a Bitch, she ain't that slim - I like to hold something I can see...
            You cant just take a compliment can you?

            And stop quoting The Beautiful South - it makes you sound like a nana!
            The pope is a tard.

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              #16
              Originally posted by SallyAnne
              You cant just take a compliment can you?

              And stop quoting The Beautiful South - it makes you sound like a nana!
              I know it does, but it sounded funny at the time.

              IGMC.
              The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to grave

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                #17
                Originally posted by SallyAnne
                Well, duh!

                This is hardly breaking news is it?!!
                Nope - the same article, almost word for word, was in the Torygraph over a year ago.
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                  #18
                  Death by fat sex - Xog would LOVE that!
                  Darn it. I am soooo predictable.
                  bloggoth

                  If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
                  John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by xoggoth
                    Darn it. I am soooo predictable.

                    Predictably wonderful Xog
                    The pope is a tard.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by AtW
                      ...but because she won't get married again the only way for her to get money would be to kill her hubby in some horrible fashion, maybe sit on him or something like that - and then use his money to get a young hunk
                      AtW, the last time a woman sat on me (this morning actually), it was really rather pleasant.

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