Reply to: Toxic wife syndrome

[Churchill]

...but because she won't get married again the only way for her to get money would be to kill her hubby in some horrible fashion, maybe sit on him or something like that - and then use his money to get a young hunk

AtW, the last time a woman sat on me (this morning actually), it was really rather pleasant.

[SallyAnne]

Darn it. I am soooo predictable.

Predictably wonderful Xog

[xoggoth]

Death by fat sex - Xog would LOVE that!

Darn it. I am soooo predictable.

[OwlHoot]

Well, duh!

This is hardly breaking news is it?!!

Nope - the same article, almost word for word, was in the Torygraph over a year ago.

[EqualOpportunities]

You cant just take a compliment can you?

And stop quoting The Beautiful South - it makes you sound like a nana!

I know it does, but it sounded funny at the time.

IGMC.

[SallyAnne]

We've been through this once - it was a (the only one ever) particularly good pic - I look more like John Prescott but with less hair than Ben from Hollyoaks. And, FTR, whilst my Mrs may be Blonde, Pretty, Big Titted and a Bitch, she ain't that slim - I like to hold something I can see...

You cant just take a compliment can you?

And stop quoting The Beautiful South - it makes you sound like a nana!

[EqualOpportunities]

Tee Hee!!!

EO is a honey - he now officialy wears the "CUK's most fanciable male" crown

He looks a bit like Ben from Hollyoaks (the sexy fireman), but a little bit more rugged

Prepare yourselves for the first CUK wedding (I reckon it'll take me about 3 years to get his blonde, pretty, slim, big titted bitch lass bombed out and really wear him down)

We've been through this once - it was a (the only one ever) particularly good pic - I look more like John Prescott but with less hair than Ben from Hollyoaks. And, FTR, whilst my Mrs may be Blonde, Pretty, Big Titted and a Bitch, she ain't that slim - I like to hold something I can see...

[SallyAnne]

As long as you don't say *exactly* where it came from, you can if you want...

Tee Hee!!!

EO is a honey - he now officialy wears the "CUK's most fanciable male" crown

He looks a bit like Ben from Hollyoaks (the sexy fireman), but a little bit more rugged

Prepare yourselves for the first CUK wedding (I reckon it'll take me about 3 years to get his blonde, pretty, slim, big titted bitch lass bombed out and really wear him down)

[EqualOpportunities]

Ooh you're right in my good books today pretty boy

Am I allowed to tell them?

As long as you don't say *exactly* where it came from, you can if you want...

[SallyAnne]

Clearly not

Ooh you're right in my good books today pretty boy

Am I allowed to tell them?

[SallyAnne]

...but because she won't get married again the only way for her to get money would be to kill her hubby in some horrible fashion, maybe sit on him or something like that - and then use his money to get a young hunk

Death by fat sex - Xog would LOVE that!

[EqualOpportunities]

That doesn't work

Clearly not

[AtW]

...but because she won't get married again the only way for her to get money would be to kill her hubby in some horrible fashion, maybe sit on him or something like that - and then use his money to get a young hunk

[SallyAnne]

Marry a full-bodied woman and she will never divorce you because no-one else will marry her.

HTH

SallyAnne

AtW that was VERY funny - 10 out of 10 mate

[SallyAnne]

A mate of mine used to, in his words, 'chip his Mrs's up' (feed them chips so his mates wouldn't fancy them)...

That doesn't work