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My sonic screwdriver told me. Now off back to your eternal prison, or I'll set James Tiberius Kirk on you and Zeity.Originally posted by DavrosGaaah, how did you guess so easily?Comment
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How dare you, he's up his own @rseOriginally posted by realityhackDo you have Keith Harris' hand up your @rse?The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Umm ...Originally posted by SasguruHe doesn't exist and neither do I. We have the same creator.Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith
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How can I have an @rse if I don't exist?Originally posted by BagpussHow dare you, he's up his own @rseHard Brexit now!
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A little monkey wearing glasses?Originally posted by sasguru... I don't exist just like Chico. Guess who my creator is?"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
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'If real is what you can feel, smell, taste and see, then 'real' is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain' (Morpheus)Originally posted by sasguruHow can I have an @rse if I don't exist?
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SAS - if you fell over in a forrest, would we hear you?Originally posted by sasguruHow can I have an @rse if I don't exist?The pope is a tard.Comment
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More importantly, would anyone care ?SAS - if you fell over in a forrest, would we hear you?Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.
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