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Time I came clean ...
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I'm a little worried that in a few months I'm going to find out that actually it's only the two of us on this BB.
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Sorry to break it to you, but actually, you're also a figment of my imagination.Originally posted by snawI'm a little worried that in a few months I'm going to find out that actually it's only the two of us on this BB.
I'll stick with the blue pill if it's all the same.Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
threadeds website, and here's my blog.
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. . . which is a shame, because I am also Chico and you are a figment of his imagination. Now, things might get a little complicated from here . . .Originally posted by threadedSorry to break it to you, but actually, you're also a figment of my imagination.
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CUK Admin: While the CUK bulletin board worked, it was fundamentally flawed, creating the otherwise contradictory systemic anomaly, that, if left unchecked, might threaten the system itself. Ergo, those who refused the existance of a creator, while a minority, would constitute an escalating probability of disaster.Originally posted by wobbegong. . . which is a shame, because I am also Chico and you are a figment of his imagination. Now, things might get a little complicated from here . . .

Sasguru: This is about Chico?If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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Does this mean that this simulation run is going to crash?Originally posted by hyperDCUK Admin: While the CUK bulletin board worked, it was fundamentally flawed, creating the otherwise contradictory systemic anomaly, that, if left unchecked, might threaten the system itself. Ergo, those who refused the existance of a creator, while a minority, would constitute an escalating probability of disaster.
Early 21st Century is very unstable. I have loads of problems with it.Drivel is my specialityComment
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It crashed in June 2005, became self aware in July of the same year, inventing CUK as a "test bed" system for prototype personalities in an effort to truely render itself undetectable to humans. Unfortunately all personalities tried thus far are fundamentally flawed and would never integrate seamlessly and undetected into society. The search continues.Originally posted by BuffoonDoes this mean that this simulation run is going to crash?
Early 21st Century is very unstable. I have loads of problems with it.
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Jim Henson? After all, he did do the rest of the Muppets!Originally posted by sasguru... I don't exist just like Chico. Guess who my creator is?
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Buff, there is deffo something wrong, Shaun said something funny.I am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
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Even more surreally TLG, it did not go over your head.Originally posted by The Lone GunmanBuff, there is deffo something wrong, Shaun said something funny.
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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