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    #11
    Originally posted by realityhack
    Davros? You behind this?
    Gaaah, how did you guess so easily?

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      #12
      Originally posted by Davros
      Gaaah, how did you guess so easily?
      My sonic screwdriver told me. Now off back to your eternal prison, or I'll set James Tiberius Kirk on you and Zeity.

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        #13
        Originally posted by realityhack
        Do you have Keith Harris' hand up your @rse?
        How dare you, he's up his own @rse
        The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

        But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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          #14
          Originally posted by Sasguru
          He doesn't exist and neither do I. We have the same creator.
          Umm ...
          Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

          Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

          That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

          Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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            #15
            Originally posted by Bagpuss
            How dare you, he's up his own @rse
            How can I have an @rse if I don't exist?
            Hard Brexit now!
            #prayfornodeal

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              #16
              Originally posted by sasguru
              ... I don't exist just like Chico. Guess who my creator is?
              A little monkey wearing glasses?
              "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


              Thomas Jefferson

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                #17
                Originally posted by sasguru
                How can I have an @rse if I don't exist?
                'If real is what you can feel, smell, taste and see, then 'real' is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain' (Morpheus)

                HTH

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by sasguru
                  How can I have an @rse if I don't exist?
                  SAS - if you fell over in a forrest, would we hear you?
                  The pope is a tard.

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                    #19
                    SA, would like to become part of my battery of blubber ?

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                      #20
                      SAS - if you fell over in a forrest, would we hear you?
                      More importantly, would anyone care ?
                      Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

                      C.S. Lewis

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