t+880 days on the bench

[The Lone Gunman]

It's not a parallel universe, it's the real one. What you know as the universe is just a simulation I run from time to time. You should see some of the fun results we have had.

On that subject: I think we need a reboot. It seems a lot of identities have got mixed. I distinctly noticed Shaun managed to say something that a lot of us agreed with. SOmething has gone very wrong.

[Buffoon]

Every time I do a reboot during a run I mess things up. Last time I did it, this place go over run with women, and I still haven’t figured out why zeitghost turned green.

[stackpole]

Every time I do a reboot during a run I mess things up. Last time I did it, this place go over run with women, and I still haven’t figured out why zeitghost turned green.

Are you the one who gets messages from god through his arse?

[Buffoon]

Are you the one who gets messages from god through his arse?

Well, don’t you have a cosmic bowel movement now and again?

[Spartacus]

Well, don’t you have a cosmic bowel movement now and again?

I saw stars this morning after off-loading last night's lamb jalfrezi and king prawn vindaloo combo. Does that count?

[Buffoon]

Yup. That's the sort of thing.

What message did God have you?

[THX1139]

member?

Of the ZeitGhosts, Zeity? If you don't know what I'm talking about it's like a cult of crazed web peeps who try to control wats popular. but, you probably won't tell me anyway....

[THX1139]

ha ha

i get it. that's cool.