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Previously on "t+880 days on the bench"

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  • THX1139
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    ha ha

    i get it. that's cool.

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  • THX1139
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    member?

    Of the ZeitGhosts, Zeity? If you don't know what I'm talking about it's like a cult of crazed web peeps who try to control wats popular. but, you probably won't tell me anyway....

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  • Buffoon
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    Yup. That's the sort of thing.

    What message did God have you?

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  • Spartacus
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    Originally posted by Buffoon
    Well, don’t you have a cosmic bowel movement now and again?
    I saw stars this morning after off-loading last night's lamb jalfrezi and king prawn vindaloo combo. Does that count?

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  • Buffoon
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    Originally posted by stackpole
    Are you the one who gets messages from god through his arse?
    Well, don’t you have a cosmic bowel movement now and again?

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  • stackpole
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    Originally posted by Buffoon
    Every time I do a reboot during a run I mess things up. Last time I did it, this place go over run with women, and I still haven’t figured out why zeitghost turned green.
    Are you the one who gets messages from god through his arse?

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  • Buffoon
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    Every time I do a reboot during a run I mess things up. Last time I did it, this place go over run with women, and I still haven’t figured out why zeitghost turned green.

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  • The Lone Gunman
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    Originally posted by Buffoon
    It's not a parallel universe, it's the real one. What you know as the universe is just a simulation I run from time to time. You should see some of the fun results we have had.
    On that subject: I think we need a reboot. It seems a lot of identities have got mixed. I distinctly noticed Shaun managed to say something that a lot of us agreed with. SOmething has gone very wrong.

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  • Buffoon
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    It's not a parallel universe, it's the real one. What you know as the universe is just a simulation I run from time to time. You should see some of the fun results we have had.

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  • andy
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    In the parallel universe ska is as popular as google
    ask threaded

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  • DimPrawn
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    If you type Google into the SKA search engine, it doesn't find Google either.

    HTH

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  • Bright Spark
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    I've just googled 'SKA search engine' and found this link, seems
    like a cool project your working on atw, i like the "rollyo", roll your own.

    www.rollyo.com/andymanj/ska_and_punk_bands/

    I typed 'atw' in the ska search engine and top band was
    'Fatwas' rolled by 'backtoislam'

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  • AtW
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    Let's just say that I am pleased with the way things go at the moment: I am now going to eat 2 prawn sandwitches that I just made before you posted, honest!

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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by AtW
    Since I started working on SKA, this is surely more wooden work than Geppetto needed to make a good dozen of Pinocchio puppets, and probably good thousand of Sock ones
    With your .NET skills you could have earned about £300,000 in that time, met some women, been on a few good holidays, bought a nice car, a house and led a normal life.

    Never mind, this time next year you will be a millionaire.

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  • kramer
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    like you talk to chicks.... you mean your sister!!

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