Cheese - can't touch the stuff. Some food with it on looks really nice e.g. pizza, but I can't eat it. Get this thought that it is really really sour milk and makes me gag.
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Funny Phobias
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Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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Not so much a phobia, but I avoid women wearing purple. There's something about women that wear purple that I find it best to give them a wide berth.Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
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I have this weird phobia about people who have a phobia about the moon phobos
its called phobophobophobia
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phobia about people who have a phobia about taking pictures of the moon phobos
its called photophobophobophobiaMarriedComment
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Originally posted by realityhackA mate of mine is properly scared of bananas - his wife has a fear of buttons, my gf is scared of wet paper, my ex of raw tomatoes, and another mate is scared of clowns.
Me? Wasps - can't go near the little gits, nearly chopped my gf in half when holding a knife in the kitchen and a wasp flew onto my neck. Also ants, especially the flying ones.
Ergophobia, although I don't agree that this is in any way irrational as it is very commonplace.Why the avatar? Well anyone accused of plotting against Gordon Brown can't be all bad.Comment
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Fishhooks for me. I can hold them and bait them, I just don’t like the look of em!"Wait, I still function!"Comment
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Generally anybody from this government makes me want to smash up my telly - but I suppose that isn't irrational
Actually Gay Gordons mouth when he is talking - when he takes a breath and his jaw goes slack.Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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Hmmmm. If we could only stop him from taking that breath . . . .Originally posted by TonyEnglishGenerally anybody from this government makes me want to smash up my telly - but I suppose that isn't irrational
Actually Gay Gordons mouth when he is talking - when he takes a breath and his jaw goes slack.Comment
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Nope. Used to hate spiders years ago but don't really have any phobias anymore. As for wasps, I feed them. Come late summer and the xoggoth garden is thick with wasps attracted to all the little bits of jam I put out for them. They never sting me because I am nice to them.bloggoth
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