Plane crash

[vwdan]

Have you ever seen what happens on a potholed bumpy runway?

Have you? Good lord, what even are you trying to say - that the take off roll was so bumpy that the pilots are just flailing around the cockpit? Knocking not nne, but two, critical switches? And in succession, too.

Even when taking off from the roughest grass strip I've managed to keep hold of the bloody controls when I'm flying - I can't imagine the runway was that bad with a Dreamliner rolling down it. If it were that bad, that's an abort all day long.

Besides which, the switches were touched after lift off - so there goes whatever bizarre argument you were making there.

Farcical take.