Originally posted by cottonfoo
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Find a job at a bank on a project that is being run by a firm of consultants. They will want any contractors to be as inept as possible (to make themselves look good by comparison). Your lack of banking knowledge will be a plus! -
Unfortunately I'm rather competent at what I do do, so will show them up that way instead
I guess I will just apply for all the 650-a-day jobs I see that I think I can do
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Say you're experienced in change management and know excel macros backwards and forwards.McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
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There's a lot of truth in that, plus mention Mifid and how you did SOX implementation - well it can't hurt.Originally posted by lilelvis2000Say you're experienced in change management and know excel macros backwards and forwards....my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...
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