Catching a ride from space

[WTFH]

I don't know if sending asylum seekers to Mars rather than Rwanda would work out cheaper.

At the very least, I'd hope there was no British involvement in building any Mars infrastructure as we can't even build an airport runway or a train line on earth. Might have to send some Bulgarian builders and Polish plumbers first.

Maybe we can send some of the IT contractors on here who keep promising to leave the UK, but still hang around complaining how everything has gone wrong since BNP/UKIP/BF/NF/Reform had the election stolen from them.