Breast implants

[wonderwaif]

Why bother getting them implanted? Just buy a pair and carry them round with you, that way you can cop a feel whenever you like.

Wonderwaif in 'get it where you can' mode

[oraclesmith]

Take up with the old work acquaintance

Better still, when you get home say 'I bumped into <insert name> the other day in the bar. She was wearing one of those low cut black dresses that used to look so good on you. Anyway we had a long chat and she's doing very well for herself - and to top it all she looks fantastic too. Had a breast enlargement apparently. They've done a really good job, they feel really natural and yet you can't see the join'

It'll go one of two ways.

[foritisme]

Drop her and go and get someone with a fantastic natural pair - someone like Chloe Vernier (do a google, though the best results will not be safe for work )

[BoredBloke]

"Anyone ever had a dick extension"

Often - but it then goes back to its normal size

[MobileCheese]

For my sin's I once met a young lady who turned out to have had a boob job. I did not rate them at all they werent natural to the touch and to be honest did put my off. I couldnt get the fact they were just bags of water out my head. I would take a really bad pair for me to prefer a false pair over the.m
I would put up with though if it was a confidence thing for the lady.

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