For my sin's I once met a young lady who turned out to have had a boob job. I did not rate them at all they werent natural to the touch and to be honest did put my off. I couldnt get the fact they were just bags of water out my head. I would take a really bad pair for me to prefer a false pair over the.m
I would put up with though if it was a confidence thing for the lady.
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"Anyone ever had a dick extension"
Often - but it then goes back to its normal size
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Drop her and go and get someone with a fantastic natural pair - someone like Chloe Vernier (do a google, though the best results will not be safe for work )
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Originally posted by jeneverTake up with the old work acquaintance
It'll go one of two ways.
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Why bother getting them implanted? Just buy a pair and carry them round with you, that way you can cop a feel whenever you like.
Wonderwaif in 'get it where you can' mode
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Casualy mention in passing that her tits seem to be hanging lower than when you met her, swiftly followed by a pencil test and a swift "see".
That should do the trick, though it may hurt and the taps may stop for a while.
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Just mention over dinner how great you think Pamela Andersons tits are compared to hers.
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Mmm god I love your sisters t!ts... you could try that as a subtle suggestion?
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Originally posted by Swamp ThingSo I’m in a busy bar on Saturday, and I see a work acquaintance from many many moons ago. She was wearing a low-cut blouse showing a tremendously tasteful pair of augmented hooters. Not too OTT in a silly Anna-Nicole (RIP) kind of way, just full-bodied and realistic. I accidentally brushed past her later on (elbows, not hands), this exchange demonstrating to me that said hooters felt very realistic. Let’s hear it for silicon, isn’t technology a wonderful thing? Now, how does one put in a diplomatic suggestion to the partner. Any suggestions?…
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How about...
"Look lass, I've got a few quid saved up so let's get your tits sorted!"
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Breast implants
So I’m in a busy bar on Saturday, and I see a work acquaintance from many many moons ago. She was wearing a low-cut blouse showing a tremendously tasteful pair of augmented hooters. Not too OTT in a silly Anna-Nicole (RIP) kind of way, just full-bodied and realistic. I accidentally brushed past her later on (elbows, not hands), this exchange demonstrating to me that said hooters felt very realistic. Let’s hear it for silicon, isn’t technology a wonderful thing? Now, how does one put in a diplomatic suggestion to the partner. Any suggestions?…Tags: None
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