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My cat is a brilliant bookkeeper!

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    My cat is a brilliant bookkeeper!

    My cat is a brilliant bookkeeper!


    I taught my cat bookkeeping.

    He does a great job, he claws to death tax demands when they come through the letter box

    He gets paid a fair salary for his contribution £30k in cash.

    He spends his salary on tinned tuna.

    He works less than the maximum hours and sleeps 20 hours a day

    He earns just cash not to pay income tax.


    His time sheets are always logged on time (providing a paper trail to prove he worked and not over the allowed hours).

    Why would HMRC have a problem with this
    "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell
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