My cat is a brilliant bookkeeper!
I taught my cat bookkeeping.
He does a great job, he claws to death tax demands when they come through the letter box
He gets paid a fair salary for his contribution £30k in cash.
He spends his salary on tinned tuna.
He works less than the maximum hours and sleeps 20 hours a day
He earns just cash not to pay income tax.
His time sheets are always logged on time (providing a paper trail to prove he worked and not over the allowed hours).
Why would HMRC have a problem with this
