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Zero value post, just ranting, don't blame me for wasting your time if you read it

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    Zero value post, just ranting, don't blame me for wasting your time if you read it

    The rise of the sanctimonious postings on LinkedIn are really getting on my .

    Don't care if:
    • you've just been on holiday from your 'amazing job' and are 'So happy to be back'. And the photo of your smug, young good looking self with your incredibly beautiful other half both drinking something 'tasty' while in your bathers makes me want to find you and
    • you're 'so grateful' to work in a company that 'values you so much' you can work 100000% flexibly; look after your kids; start and finish when you want.
    • you share 'inspirational' posts from ANY sort of 'Life coach' - it's all tulip!
    • you're in recruitment and post anything that's not a open role; and (if it's contract) if you don't include day rate and IR35 status

    Only care about:
    • open contract roles that are accurately described including rate, IR35 status, location etc.
    • dog photos

    I know....I put up a few 'how 'the f brave I am' working through cancer posts - tough!

    #2
    It's the algo: everyone's* chasing higher ranking and more eyeballs.



    * I say "everyone", but it's only really the self-aggrandising ******* of the world.
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    Former member of IPSE.


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    Many a mickle makes a muckle.

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      #3
      Originally posted by David71 View Post
      The rise of the sanctimonious postings on LinkedIn are really getting on my .

      Don't care if:
      • you've just been on holiday from your 'amazing job' and are 'So happy to be back'. And the photo of your smug, young good looking self with your incredibly beautiful other half both drinking something 'tasty' while in your bathers makes me want to find you and
      • you're 'so grateful' to work in a company that 'values you so much' you can work 100000% flexibly; look after your kids; start and finish when you want.
      • you share 'inspirational' posts from ANY sort of 'Life coach' - it's all tulip!
      • you're in recruitment and post anything that's not a open role; and (if it's contract) if you don't include day rate and IR35 status

      Only care about:
      • open contract roles that are accurately described including rate, IR35 status, location etc.
      • dog photos

      I know....I put up a few 'how 'the f brave I am' working through cancer posts - tough!
      Don't forget the "I haven't had alcohol for 28 days - here's what I've learned about why I'm so much better than you now" posts
      If you don't have anything nice to say, say it sarcastically

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        #4
        Originally posted by KinooOrKinog View Post

        Don't forget the "I haven't had alcohol for 28 days - here's what I've learned about why I'm so much better than you now" posts
        block and report every one of those c*nts
        See You Next Tuesday

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          #5
          Originally posted by KinooOrKinog View Post

          Don't forget the "I haven't had alcohol for 28 days - here's what I've learned about why I'm so much better than you now" posts
          Damn! I stopped drinking on Feb 28th - the day before chemo started and I forgot to post it on LinkedIn.....

          I know, I'll just bang up a post saying how much 'stronger' I feel for it (does anyone know what 'stronger' really means?)

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            #6
            That was a zero value post and I blame you for wasting my time - how do I get my money back?

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              #7
              Originally posted by David71 View Post
              Only care about:
              • dog photos



              What!?!

              "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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                #8
                Originally posted by SueEllen View Post




                What!?!
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by David71 View Post
                  The rise of the sanctimonious postings on LinkedIn are really getting on my .
                  Only care about:
                  • open contract roles that are accurately described including rate, IR35 status, location etc.
                  • Cat photos

                  I know....I put up a few 'how 'the f brave I am' working through cancer posts - tough!
                  FTFY!
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                  Old Greg - In search of acceptance since Mar 2007. Hoping each leap will be his last.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Sox Machine View Post

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                    Hmmmm - A dog will always aim to please and display loyalty to its owner, whereas a cat will always seek to be served and obeyed.
                    "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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