I got old wood

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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencet...years-ago.html

Is this Britain's oldest SEX TOY? 6.3 inch-long wooden artefact discovered at Roman Vindolanda may have been used as a 'sexual implement' 2,000 years ago, experts say

• The wooden artefact was discovered in 1992 at the Roman fort of Vindolanda
• It was found alongside shoes and tools, and initally thought to be a darning tool
• But new analysis suggests the 6.3 inch object was used as a sexual implement

There you go ladies - oh darling that's my darning tool.

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ouch splinters!