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    #11
    I missed this earlier due to the political situation - Orange is the new blue when decorating New Scotland Yard

    https://news.sky.com/story/just-stop...nd-yard-127203


    Pictures show an activist holding what appears to be a fire extinguisher and coating the famous revolving sign outside in orange paint.

    Officers in high vis jackets quickly descended on the scene and carted her off.

    "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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      #12
      Originally posted by d000hg View Post

      Isn't petrol a solvent for the glue?
      With or without an accompanying lit match?

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        #13
        Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
        In one gluing protest at a petrol station, one idiot glued himself in such a weird position someone had to give him a chair to balance on.
        Why did they have to do it?

        I'd put them both in jail until they come up with a painting on par with the one they vandalised - it will have to be of the same monetary value also. Plus they'll have to use Pooper Scooper's crayons...

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          #14
          Originally posted by vetran View Post

          it would be interesting if we just carried on around them.
          Introduce them to the Tibetan method of protesting. Days are getting colder, a nice little fire to warm everyone up. Just what the doctor ordered - or he would do if you could find one...

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            #15
            Originally posted by d000hg View Post

            Not sure why Van Gogh is a target for anti-oil protests... maybe they heard he used oil paint? It takes a special type of stupid for a criminal to glue themself to a crime scene. I think it's time a new approach is taken to this fad of gluing yourself to things. Possibly you are dragged away losing some skin, or perhaps they simply refuse to unglue you. I imagine two days stuck to a wall or outside on a pavement in winter would not be wonderful.
            Or is it that they've heard that oil comes from sunflowers?
            His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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              #16
              The university students that recently glued themselves to the frame of a Turner painting in Manchester are currently going through the courts - their brief applied to have the court hearing via video link as appearing in person would disrupt their studies...

              The Judge has told them to get their arses to court or face arrest!

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                #17
                Two of them have decided to climb the QE2 bridge so it has been closed.

                https://www.kentonline.co.uk/dartfor...cident-275346/

                Causing people to use more oil and cause more air pollution in their attempts to get around the closure.
                "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
                  Two of them have decided to climb the QE2 bridge so it has been closed.

                  https://www.kentonline.co.uk/dartfor...cident-275346/

                  Causing people to use more oil and cause more air pollution in their attempts to get around the closure.
                  If you can find them, these boys may be able to help...



                  It's the SUS - Special Ungluing Service!

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
                    Two of them have decided to climb the QE2 bridge so it has been closed.

                    https://www.kentonline.co.uk/dartfor...cident-275346/

                    Causing people to use more oil and cause more air pollution in their attempts to get around the closure.
                    Don't close the bridge and just leave them up there until they're cold and fall off naturally And send pigeon / seagull drones to tulip on them

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by tazdevil View Post

                      Don't close the bridge and just leave them up there until they're cold and fall off naturally And send pigeon / seagull drones to tulip on them
                      Health and Safety of the people who have to clean them up.
                      "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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