Rise of the sciuridae

[vetran]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...bake-wild.html

Trapped squirrel shuts Greggs for THREE DAYS: Terrified Tufty forces Scottish sausage roll store to close (but he's now bake in the wild)

• A Greggs in Perthshire was forced to shut for three days after squirrel got stuck
• 'Greggs Squirrel' first seen on Saturday and not captured and freed until Tuesday
• Bakery joked there was a 'new starter' in Pitlochry branch and made name badge
• Social media users wondered if it 'went nuts' at being stuck inside for so long

Hey aTw have the advance squirrel battalions have been deployed?

[_V_]

https://www.britishredsquirrel.org/w...t-Practice.pdf

It is illegal to release a trapped grey squirrel into the wild or to keep a grey squirrel in captivity.
• Any grey squirrel caught must be humanely destroyed.
• Drowning cannot be used as method of control as it is inhumane and can lead to prosecution.

[Paddy]

https://www.britishredsquirrel.org/w...t-Practice.pdf

It is illegal to release a trapped grey squirrel into the wild or to keep a grey squirrel in captivity.
• Any grey squirrel caught must be humanely destroyed.
• Drowning cannot be used as method of control as it is inhumane and can lead to prosecution.

I wish that rule would apply to Tory MPs

[SueEllen]

I wish that rule would apply to Tory MPs

Harsh.

They just destroy each other e.g. Sir Nicholas Soames, Rory Stewart, Philip Hammond.