https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ps-Moscow.html
Comrade of the chamberpot?
Vladimir Putin's bodyguards 'collect his excrement on foreign trips and take it back with them to Moscow in dedicated briefcase to stop Western spies collecting intelligence about his health'
- Federal Protection Service members are 'responsible for collecting Putin's bodily waste' in packets which are kept inside briefcase until returning to Russia
- The collection is allegedly Putin's way of keeping potential health issues secret
- President's health has been widely speculated since brutal invasion of Ukraine
