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    Fag Police...

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/6346435.stm

    1,200 council gimps "trained" to spot you smoking. How do you have to be trained to spot someone smoking.

    So say a council member sees you smoking....

    Them: Can I have you name please for this £50 sopt fine
    Me: Do you know who I am
    Them: No
    Me: Good, walks off home.

    #2
    It's a good use of £29.5 million though.

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      #3
      It takes a few people of the unemployment records...

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        #4
        Originally posted by Sockpuppet
        http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/6346435.stm

        1,200 council gimps "trained" to spot you smoking. How do you have to be trained to spot someone smoking.

        So say a council member sees you smoking....

        Them: Can I have you name please for this £50 sopt fine
        Me: Do you know who I am
        Them: No
        Me: Good, walks off home.
        neither outdoor space nor private homes will be affected
        Yet.

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          #5
          Nazi's, the lot of 'em!
          The pope is a tard.

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            #6
            Originally posted by SallyAnne
            Nazi's, the lot of 'em!
            I'd half expect to see "Arbeit Macht Frie" above JobCenter Puls is he thought that there was any way he could get away with it....

            Now that would be a good idea for a comedy sketch.

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              #7
              Only 1,200?

              I though 20,000 was B'Liar's favourite number. He is always promising 20,000 new this and that.

              Let us not forget the 20,000 ‘bug busters’ that he created to solve the Y2K problem.
              Drivel is my speciality

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                #8
                Can you imagine a fag spotter going up to about a gang of Chav's all smoking and demanding them to pay a fine !


                More than likely they will pick on the weak looking ones who thay can bully into paying a fine.

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                  #9
                  Doh! Theres me thinking that there was some new anti gay legislation being enforced.
                  I am not qualified to give the above advice!

                  The original point and click interface by
                  Smith and Wesson.

                  Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Buffoon
                    Let us not forget the 20,000 ‘bug busters’ that he created to solve the Y2K problem.
                    Well, there was no Y2K crisis so they must have solved it!

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