If I were a rich man

[minestrone]

realize, of course, that it's no shame to be poor.
But it's no great honor either!
So, what would have been so terrible if I had a small fortune?"

If I were a rich man,
Yubby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dum.
All day long I'd biddy biddy bum.
If I were a wealthy man.
I wouldn't have to work hard.
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.


https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-60724509

[xoggoth]

All day long I'd biddy biddy bum.

Just because it really would be fun.