Boris Johnson resigns

[SueEllen]

To be fair in the interest of these children's well being nobody should know who their father is.

Luckily "Johnson" is a common last name...

[Eirikur]

* At least 7 children. Nobody seems to actually know the real number.

At 40k per term per child at Eton, Johnson will need a lot more donations from people who would want a peerage

[DonaldJTrump]

Farage for the next UK PM
Trump in the White House in 2024

Western Alliance secure and the world at peace

You heard it here first....

[AtW]

At 40k per term per child at Eton, Johnson will need a lot more donations from people who would want a peerage

Only wealthy foreigners can afford it

[hobnob]

Raab is polished like a turd.

There's a phrase I heard on Twitter:
"Matt Hancock always looks guilty, as if he's just drained the company pension fund by accident. Dominic Raab looks as if he's done it on purpose."

[DoctorStrangelove]

Not everyone is a coward, AtW. You might run away from your reponsibilities but we British have stronger backbones.

Ah, we march across minefields do we?

What a load of bollox.

No one with any sense whatever would serve in the Russian conscript army.