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    #11
    Originally posted by foritisme
    My wife has a very nice bedroom trick involving a walnut whip
    Does she eat it with one hand while hooving with the other?

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      #12
      Originally posted by foritisme
      My wife has a very nice bedroom trick involving a walnut whip
      Pictures?
      I am not qualified to give the above advice!

      The original point and click interface by
      Smith and Wesson.

      Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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        #13
        Originally posted by Troll
        What's your preferred method of eating a walnut whip?
        I used to bite the nut off, nibble a small opening in the top, and then stick t'tongue in to scoop out the white stuff... which sounds quite erotic
        That's how they are supposed to be eaten.
        Do you think people who pack the confectionary into boxes at fudge making factories tell people what they do for a living?

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          #14
          Originally posted by Troll
          A dim 'n distant recollection of there being a walnut at the base - which would be an extra sensation for the tongue to caress while licking out the white stuff....
          Are we still taking about walnut whips here?
          Do you think people who pack the confectionary into boxes at fudge making factories tell people what they do for a living?

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            #15
            Originally posted by sparklelard
            Are we still taking about walnut whips here?
            no we are discussing nice bedroom tricks
            do keep up

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              #16
              Since no one has asked this I must me naive.
              So what it HOOVING? I've tried googling but cant find anything relevant.
              Your parents ruin the first half of your life and your kids ruin the second half

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                #17
                That's a "hand" job from a sheep.

                HTH

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                  #18
                  Getting warm (yes we do live in Wales)

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by DimPrawn
                    That's a "hand" job from a sheep.

                    HTH
                    I'm sure some of the taffs on here can elaborate if need be.
                    Call the cops

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                      #20
                      You knew what I meant. Hoovering. Wimmins work. Mine can scoff a pizza, load the dish washer, make the kids packed lunches and hoov me off at the same time. And this is at 7 in the morning, before most of you lazy beggars are even waking up.

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