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You knew what I meant. Hoovering. Wimmins work. Mine can scoff a pizza, load the dish washer, make the kids packed lunches and hoov me off at the same time. And this is at 7 in the morning, before most of you lazy beggars are even waking up.
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I'm sure some of the taffs on here can elaborate if need be.Originally posted by DimPrawnThat's a "hand" job from a sheep.
HTH
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Since no one has asked this I must me naive.
So what it HOOVING? I've tried googling but cant find anything relevant.
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no we are discussing nice bedroom tricksOriginally posted by sparklelardAre we still taking about walnut whips here?
do keep up
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Are we still taking about walnut whips here?Originally posted by TrollA dim 'n distant recollection of there being a walnut at the base - which would be an extra sensation for the tongue to caress while licking out the white stuff....
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That's how they are supposed to be eaten.Originally posted by TrollWhat's your preferred method of eating a walnut whip?
I used to bite the nut off, nibble a small opening in the top, and then stick t'tongue in to scoop out the white stuff... which sounds quite erotic
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Pictures?Originally posted by foritismeMy wife has a very nice bedroom trick involving a walnut whip
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Does she eat it with one hand while hooving with the other?Originally posted by foritismeMy wife has a very nice bedroom trick involving a walnut whip
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A dim 'n distant recollection of there being a walnut at the base - which would be an extra sensation for the tongue to caress while licking out the white stuff....Originally posted by BuffoonThis is not off-topic at all. This is very important stuff.
I asked the same question a couple of years ago after working abroad for a number of years (and not having much of a sweet tooth). Am I wrong in remembering that walnut whips are supposed to have a walnut on the top and at the base?
The M & S ones are the only ones I’ve tried. They are good, but I am sure that they are not up to spec.
There is definitely a gap in the market here.
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This is not off-topic at all. This is very important stuff.
I asked the same question a couple of years ago after working abroad for a number of years (and not having much of a sweet tooth). Am I wrong in remembering that walnut whips are supposed to have a walnut on the top and at the base?
The M & S ones are the only ones I’ve tried. They are good, but I am sure that they are not up to spec.
There is definitely a gap in the market here.
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What's your preferred method of eating a walnut whip?
I used to bite the nut off, nibble a small opening in the top, and then stick t'tongue in to scoop out the white stuff... which sounds quite erotic
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Sainsbury's sell them too. The real deal, not an own label. In three packs. Like condoms.
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